I am a business student.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends
and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me"
That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door (of the car)for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:
"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?"
That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and ays:
"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"
That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say anything,
another person come and tell her:
"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and before you say:
"I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets.